Hey AV Club site designers,can we get a new subsection of Newswire called : "Multi-Millionaire Who Hasn't Known a Life with Consequences in at Least a Decade Does Something Illegal?" This will make it easier to go right to stories about Shia LeBeuf and Justin Bieber. Thanks.

Jeez..I wonder then how much Teddy from NBC's 'Hang Time ' must have gotten paid for his role in The Departed? He's probably in debt to Scorsese for it?

The HIngham location is essentially in an empty outlet mall by the harbor. Not exactly a prime spot for foot traffic (though there is a movie theater there.) The food is pretty good but you're surrounded by tv's playing an endless loop of clips from Marky and Donnie's careers. Curiously though, none of Donnie using…

He looks real short in that Twitter photo. I thought he was like 7' 9" or something?

I must say, I do enjoy it when spoilers are hidden in the actual movies and are only discovered after multiple viewings (or someone on the internet tips you off). One of my favorites is that, if you speak Danish, John carpenter's "The Thing" is spoiled for you in the first two minutes of the movie.

One of the final cylons in Battlestar Galactica was spolied for me after reading a Cracked article completely unrelated to anything television based. This after, though coming to the series late, I went out of my way to talk about it with anyone or read anything that could be related to the series. Spoilers are not…

I still play Pinhead Circus' "The Black Power of Romance" almost weekly. What a great album. I love this series because you're essentially talking about my record collection, and if I commented with a personal story on every band you mentioned I'd die here at my desk before I got finished. Looking forward to the…

This little dude's bloodstream must be 100% cocaine at this point. When he sneezes it looks like someone just opened up a ten thousand year old crypt. Every day of his life must be like the final third of Boogie Nights.

Shai LeBeouf DEFINITELY has that kamikaze look.

Ha. Yeah, there's a lot of unfortunate words up there now that I re-read what i wrote.

I sort of get the argument that this is a show about duck hunting (it is right? I've never seen it. I don't watch reality tv mainly because I live in New York. If I want to see the worst of what humanity has to offer I need only to open my eyes.) and that the guy's screwy beliefs probably don't infringe on his ability…

This is true. Wood was already established. SCREW did help Bob Fingerman though.

Harlan Ellison.Though it should be pointed out that, most often, "intellectual" is closely followed by "curmudgeon."

EW Weekly has been doing hilarious weekly re-caps if anyone's interested (Peggy's name was changed to "pork blood" the instant that happened so they clearly have their finger on the pulse of the people). I mention that because, after reading all those recaps, they point out that every scene with Powers Boothe since…

Fair enough. It still seems odd to me but I suppose this is all part of the changing music business model.

I can understand not wanting to spend millions in potential profit on a blitzkrieg campaign for an album everyone is going to buy anyway. But it would take no effort to toss something up on her webpage or drop in on Jimmy Kimmel. Didn't Radiohead do this as well? Morrissey with his autobiography? Part of me thinks the…

And the point of these "Guess what?! You thought I was all "no album" then suddenly I'm all "ALBUM!" releases is what? To demonstrate that you are so famous that people will just know you have a new album out? I don't get the point of secrecy then the surprise release? Record label issues?

They were broken up?

I feel the opposite in that this show never got cringe-y enough for me. The Office was beautiful in the way it telegraphed Brent heading for a car crash and when it happened, slowed everything down and really let you take it in (as that's how it usually goes in real life). The character of Brent was able to develop…

I interned at The Onion for a year starting in the fall of 2001 right after they moved to NY. Even though I used my one day off to work there for free, I loved every minute of it and thought that the staff had landed the dream gig of a lifetime. I know progress makes things like this inevitable but if you had told me…