"Is Sherman Hemsley gonna have to choke a bitch?"

"Is Sherman Hemsley gonna have to choke a bitch?"

I must be a weirdo, because I rarely skip tracks on an album on my iPod. The only time I might do so, is if I'm on a relatively short drive and I want to hear a certain track before I get to my destination. And shuffle may as well not exist for me either, I just don't bother using it.

I must be a weirdo, because I rarely skip tracks on an album on my iPod. The only time I might do so, is if I'm on a relatively short drive and I want to hear a certain track before I get to my destination. And shuffle may as well not exist for me either, I just don't bother using it.

Ixnay on the Hombre should have been their last. I honestly didn't know they were still together. Maybe Dexter Holland should just quit and finish his PhD.

Ixnay on the Hombre should have been their last. I honestly didn't know they were still together. Maybe Dexter Holland should just quit and finish his PhD.

And then this is the one time @avclub-0a24994030ba9f8306b42a65f9117923:disqus doesn't comment.

And then this is the one time @avclub-0a24994030ba9f8306b42a65f9117923:disqus doesn't comment.

Mother-fathers

Mother-fathers

Nah, there's probably some Jesse and the Rippers reunion tour going on this summer in the Rib-Fest circuit, so he's got his hands full.

Nah, there's probably some Jesse and the Rippers reunion tour going on this summer in the Rib-Fest circuit, so he's got his hands full.

Can't speak
Can't talk
Because I've got a mouthful

Can't speak
Can't talk
Because I've got a mouthful

Who. Who likes playing Monopoly. Nobody, that's who.

I agree, Ruxpin is a murderous abomination. I think Corduroy would better serve as the chief.

I haven't looked this up at all, but are they referring to Dr. Dre the rapper we all forgot about, or the Dr. Dre who briefly performed as the DJ for the Beastie Boys in their Def Jam days?

The mere fact that you call making love "Pop Pop" tells me that you're not ready.

I'm sad that he's gone too, but - and this is hard to explain - knowing the chemistry the Boys had, that they were brothers to the end and that that cover really could have been a possibility, it makes it easier to swallow. That he was hopeful to the end, that he died happy and so loved, it makes it easier. It's…

Dammit, if it were my station, it'd be the whole damn catalogue, from Polly Wog Stew to Hot Sauce Committee part 2.