You are a smelly pirate hooker!

Scratch, eh?

Michael Bay's favorite band: !!!

Where is Barf Man when you need him?

Agreed. "Check yourself before you wreck yourself"? Was that ever funny? Even 20 years ago?

Hey, he's a deeeeeeeeeeply religious man!

Placeholder, you sir are a moron. You're justifying your actions by using semantics. I'm sure you'll make a great slimy lawyer someday.

Go create something, and see if you approve when society decides they can have it, but it's not really worth anything.

Changing the word doesn't change what you are doing. I'd to see some of you torrenting pricks do what artists do: SPEND THOUSANDS OF THEIR OWN HARD-EARNED DOLLARS TO CREATE ART.

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pete, ol Pal
Just direct the damn thing yourself already! This leaves a Bad Taste in my mouth.

Y'know, no one gives a fuck about your whiny ass whining.

In his left hand is a great big fistful…

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?!!!

So don't create
Be sedate
Be a vegetable at home
And rip off that dial
If we have our way even you will believe this is the future of rock and roll

Ah, The Critic, where the best Simpsons writers went to die. Awesome show.

Raped in the
FACE!

What's the over/under on people misspelling Courteney's name in the comments section? 40? I'm going over, intentional or not.

Geoffreys as Evil Ed made that movie for me. Best best friend role ever.

Fine I'll do it
First.