Pretty sure there are more Jack White music fans than people who give a shit about his marriages/soap opera nonsense.

Parks and Copulation

I also used to work at the Oakland Booty Sanctuary.

I'm crying and saying "Troy and Abed on hiatus" over and over through the tears.

They prefer to be called bambinos anclas estadounidenses, or Anchor Baby-Americans.

I think Colbert does more good for the people he's satirizing than he does for the message he's actually trying to get across. I think it's been like that from the start, too.

I think we all understand that the number one rule of comedy is MUN verisimilitude, and I think we all share your indignation.

Is this the only Christmas special ever with college student on grown man molestation humor? I think it probably is.

Brittany is pretty much the only reason to watch Glee anymore. On top of the reveal that she has "motocross practice," there was this exchange:

TVDW
What popular comedies do you not review?

And didn't Kurt say "Power Rangers?"

Why does Mike O'Malley get to be a regular and not Romy Rosemont?
Because he hosted Guts. And he has it.

Canceraids?

Baby, please, I am not from Havana.

If by saved you mean hotted up and benefited, then yes. 30 Rock would have been fine without her, but She definitely added something to last season.

Her laugh is the most amazing thing in the world. And by that, I mean her laugh gives me a boner.

Frigo will give you a double sack whack for making that joke Britomart.

Leave NBC alone! Haven't they already been kicked enough?

I thought that was just a callback to the pool episode.

What sort of universe do you guys live in where Pudi is described as "built" and Glover is described as "anorexic?"