If he didn't, someone was about to

Ilk pays extra.

our hearts remain transcendent….with DAWES.

To me, this was a dull thud clanger in what's been an otherwise enjoyable season. Everyone just tried so hard with the stop-start zaniness, it came off like a subpar impersonation of Chytilova.

Just namedrop the inertia of metacriticism and its didacticism in modern society.

+1 for Val Ewing reference

Are there more Steely Dan hits available to reappropriate with a motorik pulse?

Did AL just walk back into my fridge again?

GNIGHT MR WALTERS!

[highkicks to the heavens]

His (wet)dreams were his ticket out!

Mid-Nut Express!

gentleman squire, can you direct me to the new Whole Foods establishment?

Nonsensical rantings! I drape a sheet over TV when it's time to sleep.

And now, lipsync….

Closure is always required with a raw-doggin anecdote, good sir.

Dikachu's got the vapors!

before the Son of God, ancient Sumerians plied their trades and activities according to a primitive calendar. The day for wanking would be referred to as Wednesday.

I love the extra vowel inflection in "GOAB", sexy agglutination.

doubly approved for Veruca Salt.