It's a tripod from god.

I read that in Hints from Heloise

6. I just compounded some interest.

[GALES OF STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE]

GELATINOUS LOINSLURPING LOLCOW

She's adorable, too. Sassbucket.

Jeffrey Ross sleeps on a couch at the Friars Club, comes out semi periodically to bathe and to roastmaster. OH, more importantly, it's AL!!!!!!!!

Franco roasting would give off the most extraordinary musk.

Now all we need is more Burl

A tripod leg jutting out of her archly rigid buttcrack.

We're barely putting up with the Son of God? That's exactly the kind of hardline secularism I CRAVE in my pop culture reportage!

Warlock's plaintive meditations on place, existence and universe (from the classic Starlin material) would make a great late-night weed session movie.

This might be the most oddly disturbing gimmick poster i've ever read about.

I'm just going to cut ahead a few lines and fire the intern guy, cue Milhouse crying about them not getting to the Fireworks Factory, and Homer wrapping up the episode with a "let's go home, kids" and the kids say, "we're already home, dad"

the Excel pivot table is pivoting and flexing its sculpted abs as we speak.

Burl-based

I feel like they were doing that on purpose.

John Carter from Mars, pulpy Mars adventure. What could possibly go wrong?

His little ankle wings are flapping in joyous rapture.

how weird!