Yeah, I was offput by the bizarro baby shower scene. Corny, corny, corny.

Stop, and put down the stripmall-sourced synthetic wig.

Depends. Were you pro-"Beth"?

simultaneously connect phone calls and serve plus-baud rate porn? You goyim mensches are living on easy street!

Parker Lewis CAN Lose? Noooooo!

I buy a dead-tree book, Amazon can get stuffed.

meth drone, aka my very best friend in the entire world!

Live's "Throwing Copper" was the piece of shit that Columbia House just kept mailing to me every month in 1994.

And then, in the next scene…

No, those hats are for soup in the NBC commissary now.

I love the chief's superforced air of gravitas. You're no Frank Broyles, buddy.

LOL, that dumb husband took the bait.

I like the fact that these gals have been at it for over a decade, how about dressing the part now? No need for label stylists to fuss and preen over artfully deconstructed workboots or pristine chuck taylors, they aren't the Dum Dum Girls, thank god.

Y'know, those Dissolvers were getting too comfortable. I like the hungry, raw, jagged-edged youngsters now.

In a co-mingled mesh of Wilson Phillips way.

This is a black day for "Hear This".

I like the one with Alan Thicke's noble, Canadian inflection.

And Mackenzie Astin! WHOOOO!

Was this guy on the GEORGE MICHAEL SPORTS MACHINE?

My favorite college station (KUSF) was ignominously killed off and the frequency sold. It's now a classical station that's preprogrammed to the hilt and run off a WinXP machine down in SoCal.