Does she still entangle herself in a series of silk ropes for our leering benefit?

Sweet, tangy Justice.

She's now 1/2th of Canada's Premier Power Couple (non hockey edition)

Seriously. I don't understand why this bedrock pillar of current ClearChannel playlisting requires any more of our "hearing this".

It's our penance for the surfeit of classic 90s indie goodness last week.

Terry Gross has been known to drop a hot 2 death club banger track from time to time.

I love Face Off. Everyone is so cheerful and helpful. No Top Chef-esque backstabbing and bitchery.

Canadian House of Pizza and Garbage? When did Loblaw's change its name?

It's a really bad outfit. The ankle boots just accentuate the unfortunate enormity of the ass, not to mention the crinkly faux-leather short jacket that looks like it was last seen on Tara Reid in 1998.

Twiki was the one that had better acting chops.

Saul Turtletaub. Just the very sight of this guy's name in the credits would send me into convulsions of laughter. Truly the turtley of the turtles.

What's going on in this bunk I keep hearing about?

Molly Ringwald didn't even survive the post-first season culling. That's how quality the casting was.

Too soon.

Doing fine, headlining a county fair, cognitive dissonance.

You know that enormous living room train was the emotional fulcrum.

You're number one!

talky teats.

Seriously. I don't really like these gals - like two obnoxious Urban Outfitters salesclerks who think they're a bit more funny than they really are. And Armisen oiling up the proceedings was the capper I never needed, nor wanted.

In the end, I did raise myself.