Natasha Lyonne on Watch What Happens Live last night. The dowdy old dowager white pumps and the vacant stare?

F? Really? Grown Ups 2 skirted by with a D. You can't tell me this is worse than Adam Sandler farting in bed with his impossibly comely wife.

To be fair, I didn' think he left Sanctuary, I thought Sanctuary (and his Attack imprint) went under.

I thought so, then he lays into him during the trial phase. I think, poor, besotted Andy Rourke gets off better than the rest of them.

Those garishly disgusting teal ankle booties will destroy your very soul.

We've all been caught with our pants down and our Zapp Rowsdower dangling in the breeze.

they get first crack at polishing ben grimm's knob.

0:07 of the clip, she's mustering every meager bit of acting into that "huh?" crinklenose expression.

It honestly looks like a photo layout for a piece off American Apparel's website from last season.

What horrid dystopia is this? high waisted trousers?

He's still wearing that hideous hockey frock?

Needs a lenny and squiggy.

No annoying tang of Krall to murk up the later works, either.

WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE A WITCH? WHO RINGS LIKE A BELL THROUGH THE NIGHT.

She's great too. The best scenes involve just the two of them, sizing each other up.

I haven't heard a Gomez track since the early 2000s. I remember them and Clinic were jostling for premium space on my Creative Zen mp3 player (the size of a thick Tom Clancy paperback piece of shit).

I don't care for the Kathy Bates character, and the Taissa Farmiga drip is a real bore (along with her franken-stud) - but Jessica Lange's hamming it up to glorious excess.

I'd follow him everywhere too, except to the QVC accessories wall.

I'd be more than fine with Lily Rabe doing her Stevie Nicks witch gig for another season, thanks.

I want a Marceline toy, too.