Ugh. I hated heroes. I had Shockwave from the Transformers, all the Misfits from Jem, Skipper from Barbie, and the Baroness from GI Joe. That's all I needed.

Have you SEEN Wendys Kids Meal toys? It's usually some lame paper puzzle.

Is that the thrifty casting's Rachel Bilson up there?

No shuffle today, I was listening to the new Holy Ghost! album.

I'm assuming that's not the bourbon version of the family-size Popov Vodka?

It's amazing how Ellis just ported his characterizations in Planetary into every subsequent work. He's been largely phoning it in since Planetary ended.

ANGRY SAMOANS! LIGHTS OUT!

PANTS wear YOU.

Shoeshit, uberniche tributary of genre.

I was on a mission of self discovery, found at the bottom of a Disqus bottle.

Any other current bands? I've been into Veronica Falls a bit. And No Joy.

Why wouldn't you eat at Wendy's with that odd redheaded gal hectoring you from every television ad?

that film goes great with peppermint schnapps. Maximum ambition, minimal output.

There's definitely a set strata of editorially-approved favorites:

VEINY, GIRTHY TRAVESTY!

I never stopped listening to shoegaze. RIDE!

1. PIXIE!
2. CATWOMAN
3. TERRA
4. DEATHBIRD
5. DONNA TROY

It's just Mindy in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half.

I love the fact it's more a setting for Anthropologie fashions from two seasons ago and bland Restoration Hardware set design.

You're the source of the misdirection?