Jerry Reed as the all father?

God gets in his semi and does his best Jerry Reed.

One can only hope for the sweet release of a gentle herp.

And in our heartzzz.

OH MY ROCKNESS! (editor's note: for you, Heisenberg)

integrate some Fela Kuti into your playlist like every other aged hipster has done in the past since time immemorial.

Drove my Ford Fiesta to the insufferable web marketing event with other "agents" but the clickthrus were dry.

That pig is straight up Lorenzo Lamas cool.

Zardoz taught me that God is Charlotte Rampling on a horse.

However, CONGRESS is fully vulnerable to the Victoria Principal Principle.

Always in our hearts, Dicky Stibone.

He probably isn't. I did well up a bit when he at least TEXTED Phife before he went into the hospital.

Sounds fun. They do a webseries for IFC where they set their music to supremely campy, osbcure 60s movie clips.

You boys skeedaddle before I tell your mothers!

My Skypager's on all the time.

Gumbercules is nothing if not thorough and detailed. His bowler hat is jauntily perched at a precisely-engineered angle for maximum sauciness.

That Rapoport-directed fanboy gush of a film was a better way to bow out.

Don't let them bully you. Stand your ground.

Absolutely. I've got great taste.

Miss Dunham, please pick up your broken face.