How can I powerskim through the comments to find my morsels of nougaty greatness without the old highlighting?

Replace the bombast of O Fortuna with annoyingly lickspittle toothiness and you've got FOX N FRIENDS.

I'm, a stone cold fox and I'm tired of people asking me what do I say?

Oh, that episode. Give me Cool Bacon instead.

looks cool, but he's a grade-a dick.

Gaze unto thou pig in glasses and see verily into the soul of disqus. the abyss laughs at thee.

OW, SHIT! Just bought some Gap cargo pance.

Yeah? I hope that works out for him.

Disqus fan?

Maybe it's the Homestar Runner or it's the unnavigable Disqus shit, but I feel like i'm back in the coke-addled fog that was my early millenial days.

I'm sure he's at Sizzler like 16 hours out of the day.

In honor of the halcyon era of 2002-05, I just turned my speakers full blast and am playing all embedded youtube clips above simultaneously.

The world is better off for having chicks with guitars. RIP.

USA shows don't even spring for craft services. The cast of Psych brown bag it.

100% is brilliant, and Image just released a beautiful hardcover collection of some of his early works called The One Trick Rip Off

The emotional fulcrum, our Pazuzu.

Fump your dump, lump!

Vincent Schiavelli.

Oh, they ran out of that a long time ago.

Between commenting on Fucked Company's Happy Fun Slander Board and watching Homestar Runner, I was pope of the failed dotcom workplace back in 2002.