Bill & Ted would run over those poseurs. We're talking about an ESQ. here.

STATION :(

Seriously.  It's "Night to Remember" at the nearest Radisson ball room.

Or at least a Hanes BEEFY t.

Good to see Demi Lovato (6.99 per lb at the deli counter) still looking as ridiculous as ever.  Matte makeup is NOT her friend, especially with a hairpulling topknot.

STATION!

Overwhelmed by darkness.  And his ever-burgeoning old man neckfat. Cut down on the pork life, Keanu, get some exercise.

You're already overqualified for the Million Second Quiz, sir.

I did get the Michael Kors Fall 2013 catalog and I love it!

I like Newcastle.  Their crest is magnificent and includes SEAHORSES!

Serger or get out.

*You must really like dishtubs*

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:  Disqus cries a little inside when everyone tells him to fuck off.

*hides under desk when power suit strolls by*

it's really good, from the songs i've managed to stream so far.

Read the Meat is Murder one.  I get that Joe Pernice wanted to do a short story, but come on.  I'm buying this for the record, not your wistul recollections of your idyllic youth.  I can go pick up some Rob Sheffield for that.

Stilwell should have saved his ire for the next guy in charge.

I've got HUMMUS to buy, your half day holiday be damned!

That thing is out in the sticks.  Convenient shuttles, however.

Hat, I applaud your decorum in not dressing down that ingrate right where she sat.