I'm not a big team sports fan (save for english football) but I look absolutely smashing in a varsity jacket.

Wait until they get a snouty tapir and blow your MIND!

I know.  Cold calling, fuck.   Why is this still being used?

It's a short, yet well-trod road right to the military minutiae bullshit.  Next, a comment about how America's lost its way.

WTF is this?  I can't imagine that corporate head offices mandated a half-day for Whole Foods for 9/11,

The buzz behind it has been growing to now-deafening.  Didn't NME give it 10/10?  Yes, NME and all that, but that's a statement of intent.

I have a Where the Wild Things Are scene. and pixies.

Shoplifting from American Apparel or 2666.

HUNKY avatar, @avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus

Up until maybe 10 years ago, there was absolutely fuck all to do in Downtown LA.  I know they were making a bit of a push to get people back down there.

Who needs something measured?  *drops trou*

Channel this energy like the mystics of chummura and their cosmogeometry, and realign reality to fit your inner voice and needs.

It's the best song on that album.

I posit that Little Red Corvette is the most perfect pop song ever written. 

The Plateau is wonderful, lots of interesting little streets to wander.

metric buttload of tats.

Batman/Superman by Greg Pak.  I mean, Jae Lee on art.  Sold.

That comma splice looked cleaved in via the dullest meat knife.

I like to think he sees both the irony and the utter detached-from-reality banality of it.  He's a prism that filters all perspective.

god, was that gal ever an MPDG. I mean, she rocked a Rickenbacker and a bitchin' scooter.