We got a Rockefeller here!

J. Crew's Walkmen >>>>  Gap's Avett Brothers

The Podboys are coming.

It's a Rupert Pupkin movie.

Moore below Dalton?  Or Brosnan!? I

I hope there was flashback wiggle lines as Ackbar pensively gazed into the unknown.

Beef-flaps Face!  The best copilot ever.

Right in his hoyven-glaven. 

It's like what was told to me.  Aging hipsters will admit liking the pop detritus that surrounds us all (for fear of being labelled an angry old crank) in some sort of attempt at irony.  Or not, which is ironically ironic (post-irony).

*fingers snappin, freshly attired, louche deportment*

God no.  I can think of at least 10 hatesongs better than Jeselnik's.  He barely even mentioned the song.

Can we get Vanderslice and his wife back on here to dog on the Third Eye Blind producer again?  That was entertaining.

I don't think she (or her handlers) are evolved enough for that kind of irony.  Besides, it will scare off their primary demographic.

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus Nailed it with the Cathy Dennis.

Speaking of which, Yoshida wrote a rambling screed on Grantland that was ostensibly about Perez Hilton/Gaga beef but then devolved to an all-too obvious deconstruction on the fallibility of manufactured pop persona.  I needed more beef.

@disqus_SHv8DoYfkF:disqus There's an air of wholly-calculated desparation to all of Miley's "antics".  It reads like the kmart  half-off version celebutante breakdown, just for precious media exposure.  So mild and almost pathetic (re: using twerkin girls as her constant support, "i'm down" prop).

They're just settling.  When the door's closed and no one can hear the fapping, it ain't Vilma Dinkley from next door they're thinking about.

Dinah Shore!  lol. 

@avclub-6e716efd1ac524bbccbb5b57ee0e452a:disqus IMO, she's entirely too vapid to be a "monster".  I don't think she thinks (or has to think, more appropriately) beyond a happy "look who I hung out with" tweet and the desired shade of her red nailpolish.

So she's a latter day Tracey Ullman now?