NO RESPECT NO RESPECT.

Guys, I've heard this in hushed tones around town, but really, I think we should all..

I hope this is good.  I did not like Majesty Shredding much.

Isn't she just Summer Glau from 5 years ago?

To be fair, that twitter page probably goes through a buff and shine of at least 10 publicists before anything manages to get out to us craven, unwashed masses.

Nice girl or not a nice girl, she sounds like someone I would have intensely loathed if we were all back in high school again. 

Hodor in Gap jeans.

For a 40+ stripper, she's surely too white-teethed and un-leathery.

I got a letter the other day from the US Dept of Legal Assassinations.

Icona Pop, or as I like to call them, the less discerning listener's Cheeky Girls.

As anyone who actually lived through the "alternative radio" era of the 1990s, there's only one answer:  "Plush" by Stone Temple Pilots.

Ziggy says what we're all just bottling up deep inside our dark souls.

Usually hipster chicks moaning about their fruit salad or some heavyset dude she's saddled next to at a cubefarm.  I think there was an annoying blogger dude that would instagram his food, so Wendy's got a little meta with that hot ad.

@avclub-afe5f98c20cf687d62bdccb6e2b8f136:disqus McDonalds ads pandering to the shiftless young hipster demographic?  And Axe Bodyspray.

stack of Lucky magazine
comic books
LP soundtrack to Sharky's Machine
DC's Terra action figure (in suggestive pose)
Giant blowup poster of 1970s photo of PSA stewardesses, given to me by coworkers at last bday.

i'm a guy.  barely. I'm just crawling through life at this point.

Awesome sentiment.  Agreed.

Nothing wrong with that.  Now if they said Michael Buble, well, that's a paddlin.

I actually knew someone who worked at Pixar.  It was insanely unfun.

But being berated for your lunch not being a baconator double-stack?  Is that worth the trouble?