First Dewey Crowe and now Choo Choo. This season is hard on tragic idjits.

I may have hate watched the show, but I do admire that in death he saw to it that his organs would go on to make strangers' lives better.

Fourteen wildcards?
Eugene, you do not disappoint.

Way to rock the Asians are bad drivers stereotype, Glenn. It was like he was aiming at the gooshiest walkers.
While we're at it, how did the walkers get so juicy? It's been a couple of years, so the dead ought to be a bit dusty.

No. Lesbians haven't found the right fella yet.
That's what we keep telling ourselves.

Evidently they learned nothing from Reaper or Lucy: Daughter of the Devil.

I have to say Boyd needs to step up his bribery game a bit. Ancient Age as a peace offering? C'mon! back in college we drank that when we couldn't get the good stuff, and by good stuff I mean Fightin' Cock 103 Proof Whiskey.

If Tim says you took it like a man, there's a possibility that it could be more than a crush.
A fella can hope anyway.

Hey! Choo-Choo's on top of thing. He caught that waitress skimming didn't he? If that isn't a conscientious employee, I don't know what is.

As the former owner of an AMC Gremlin, trust me when I say the Gremlin had to die.

Muppet Babies, and not Metalocalypse? Really?

Since AV club isn't reviewing Steven Universe, and its audience overlaps with Adventure Time's I feel comfortable mentioning how powerful this week's episode was. As the product of an accidental pregnancy (a fact my dad liked to throw in my face when he was a few beers in,) and the accidental parent of an "oops baby"…

And curiously arousing.

And if you were wondering why Kreiger was wearing the gas mask, if it's hot as balls that means you can smell your own balls. Evidently Kreiger is balls adverse.

Speaking from personal experience, if poker night doesn't end in some kind of hate crime, then it isn't goddamn poker night.

When does Weird Al not make everything better?

Three words: sheer raw awesomeness.

Do kids set up dummy corporations to buy up the land of their parents' murderers?
Like Bob, you underestimate Loretta at your peril.

The fact that Markham looked across the table at Loretta and didn't recognize a partner/CEO tells me he has gotten this far on dumb luck and violence.

Obviously the folks who run Gotham don't know how blanks are made. When Oswald shot Maroni at point blank range, it should have at least ripped his throat open. Blanks may not have shells, but they do have casings, and those casings should have killed Maroni outright at that range.