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Teeeeeeth!

Nobody at ISIS (yeah, I'm taking it back, you terrorist motherfuckers) ever watched South Park?

Besides, Archer's alias is always Randy.

I imagine Krieger took Mallory's threat to shoot his nuts and watch him bleed out while she finished her drink if he ever touched AJ again.

Barry didn't have to go through airport security. He went to Green Bay in the goddamn wheel well of a 747.

As much as I felt the absence of Dewey Crowe (Treat that gator tooth necklace with respect, dickface!) I missed Sam Elliot's awesome 'stache even more. Why on Earth would he shave that glorious lady tickler? I swear he looks like a turtle with a gray wig.

I liked that Barry finally hit on the idea of running around an opponent and throwing stuff at him. What I don't like is that it didn't occur to him until now. If I had super speed, I'd be chucking rocks at bad guys all day. Then the title of the show would be Fast Rock Chucker Dude.

It was sad to see Mina (Tina?) with Dickface from last season. It's just wrong that Dewey Crowe couldn't put a last bone in her in light of what happens later.

Why would Boyd need a discount on hairspray? Batshit crazy is all he needs to hold that 'do up.

Like most regular posters here, I'm devastated that Boyd shot Dewey Crowe.

I didn't buy the whole "crossing streams" scene. Cisco and Barry should have been laughing like idiots. One of the side effects of even the suggestion of crossing streams is to turn otherwise rational adults into twelve year-old boys.

Sarcasticalizing! I'm a verb now, Concept! Deal with it.

It IS hard to tell.

How could they have gone through that many seasons wandering around in the woods without finding a fishin' hole. Last I checked it was still Georgia.
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I'm thinking Daryl was a heck of a bowler before the apocalypse.

His arch-nemesis is the evil Holden McGroin.

Does this mean you get Kaenziraydes?

Joan's place is utterly charming. Don't tell me Sherlock is dissing her place because it's not a dilapidated slum with a lot of "character." What's next? Sherlock growing a chinstrap beard and wearing a Trilby?

Bernadette with her baked goods and her puns was the highpoint of the episode. Muffin to be embarrassed about there.

You would think the Motts would have a fancier snackies, but in Ryan Murphy's magical world of Southern stereotypes, us simple inbred folk all wash down our Moonpies with R.C. Cola.