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Did you? If so the answer to your name is a resounding "yes."

The one-liners are a little weak this episode.
"I'm developing an Andre intolerance." Taco said upon learning Andre is gluten intolerant. Really? That made the cut?
No.
Unaccecptable.

So how are things in Tennessee?

Temper…. Temper…

It's like they never heard of the Jack of Hearts. Doesn't anyone read Marvel comics in Central City?

To make space for his Indigo Girls vinyl?

So they erased Sebastian's memory and let him rot on some Gulf Coast tourist town while living on a boat on a parking lot, and surrounded by the hardest drinking winos imaginable? Are we sure Hydra is the evil organization on this show?

If you watch Supernatural, which for some reason the idjits and assbutts at AV Club still aren't covering, all of Flyover America from Minnesota to Texas looks like suburban Vancouver.

It was the original hipster snobbery before craft beer snobbery. Kickin' it Gen-X, mofos!!!!

You know Starbucks could dispense with the flavored coffee crap and the gimmicks if they would just use better coffee and stop roasting it black.

I'm just glad to not smell artifical pumpkin anymore. Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Abomination made me choose the coffee shop run by the Baptist church that doesn't know the difference between regular coffee and espresso.

Sugarhill Gang and the Gap Band were the jams at the high school dances in Arkansas in the early 80s. My world's a little less fly today.

The classic unseen character for me has always been Carton the Doorman from Rhoda. I think Lorenzo Music even managed a regular cast credit for that.

To be fair, Thomas Wayne probably used it to smack down punks like his boy, because Rolexes aren't good for anything else.

It's the goddamn Liburals fault, and y'know… fuckin' Obamy!
That's all us simple folk need to know.

Good riddance and don't come back, you pedantic jacknape. Now do us all a solid and tell David E. Kelly and Ryan Murphy to follow suite.

Evidently it's not hard to find Alfred's wallet in a pile. It's the one with Bad Motherfucker engraved on it.

Wouldn't you if given the opportunity?

I'm glad we finally addressed the mullet issue, but there are so many better names for it than the Tennessee Tophat.
Kentucky Waterfall
Mississippi Mudflaps
The Achy Breaky Big Mistakey
The Canadian Passport
The Seven
Business in the Front, Party in the Back
Camaro Hair
Ape Drape
and my favorite, The Missouri Compromise.

It just occurred to me watching this episode that Abraham and Eugene reminded me of James and Lars from Metallica except they don't totally suck (okay, Eugene kind of does.) Would that make Rosita Kirk?