I think imaginary child services would have stepped in for taking her to a freak show.

Maybe it was Jessica Lange's German accent, but when she sang "Life on Mars," I just wanted to rent Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Dot and Bette have three kidneys? That's nothing!

I'll say it: it just isn't pretty what a clown without pity can do.

Bryn is not a "hipstercrite." She is an adorkable manic pixie dreamgirl who makes her own pop tarts which is DARLING!

If there's no Felicity Smoak figure, then screw them. Screw them all!

I agree that Coulson has gotten sexier this season. Not Dean Winchester sexy, but sexier. You wouldn't know that though because you're not covering Supernatural anymore, AV Club!

Yes, but you won't get as much out of it without watching Arrow.
You also need to get both t-shirts, and buy all the toys….er…. action figures.

There are other forms of excrement to be sure. Obviously you've been leaving the rooms during this round of political ads, and are completely oblivious to Skip Bayless on ESPN.

Let me register my disappointment in advance if Hiddleston doesn't play the beautiful woman. It's not that I'm gay (though that would be perfectly fine,) it's just Tom Hiddleston is pretty.

I actually enjoyed the Taco pissing on his friends' homes subplot. Andre has a 2800 square foot loft? Holy crap! I have a two story house, and it's not that big.

For me it seemed like a network friendly version of You're the Worst without Fat Lindsey.
Loved me some Lindsey.

Ruxin's dream sequence sister! Forever unclean!!!

That was my favorite moment in the episode because I can see real life rednecks wasting food and and leaving it to moulder in the corner of their living room.

If they do a Princesses spinoff, why would its appeal be limited to female fans.
Ever hear of Bronies? If you haven't, I truly envy you.

How did the meeting of the princesses wind up at the Breakfast Kingdom? Wouldn't it make more sense to have meeting of princess business at the Business Kingdom now that we know there is indeed a Business Princess?

Shelby should have heeded the Mystery Dungeon's advice: hold on to your buns if buns you hold dear.

I just checked and there are new episodes of Adventure Time and Regular Show. Do not scare my little girl or more importantly me like that again.

bradley— I meant the album.

I predict more people will like this post than will buy Paula in Ireland.