What was up with Ice King? Usually he's more than willing to get his wiz biz all up in the Candy Kingdom, but all he does is tell them to leave him out of it. All Prubs had to do was refer to Maja as Sky-Witch Princess and Ice King would have had Maja tied up in the bowels of the Ice Kingdom.

I think we're losing sight of the biggest revelation in the episode: Benson withstood an airstrike relatively unscathed. The splenetic gumball machine is at the very least a demigod.
Now all bow down to the mighty temperamental anthropomorphic candy dispenser OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!

I have, but I know for a fact the kid was home schooled, and his mom graded on a curve.

They have those signs on billboards in Texas.
My response is normally "Yeah, but my aim's getting better."

Well the decal of Calvin peeing on the cross is even more of a cop and vandal magnet than a rainbow hued Darwin lungfish.

Last I checked, they're literally swinging free in Arkansas and Texas.

Maybe for you, but since he's a lot smaller than me, I would go with knocking Sean Hannity or Joe Scarborough out from under their stupid toupees.

At first glance, I thought "hey sexy grandma." Then I realized it was Nicole Richie and little Sarcastical was all like "bummer."

I think it has something to do with this from Community.

My favorite part was when Tango warned Benson about potentially ripping a hole in the space-time continuum. Obviously he doesn't know what show this is.

Just for the record, opossums are not rodents. They are marsupials like koalas and kangaroos.

Did you see what frightened Pops? It was steroidal Carrot Top. I wanted to run too when I saw that Hulked out ginger freak.

I'm not sure of their new movie being an act of war, but I'm pretty sure This is the End violated the Geneva Convention.

I apologize. I hear that all the frickin' time from people who say what you did without the slightest trace of irony or good humor.

First off, let me give you the "Hurr-Dee-Durr! You sure told 'em, brotha!" you thought that would elicit.

I know the fights and beatdowns can get a little old, but you have to remember they're essential to the show's ethos: fool me once, shame on you… fool me twice, I punch you in the face.

What? No "My Drunken Irish Dad" from Family Guy?

I can't believe it hasn't been said yet: SyFy has jumped the Shark(nado.)

I had a problem with the Metatron/Dean battle. Curtis Armstrong is a good actor, but he still couldn't keep me from thinking "Booger kicked Dean's ass!"

I keep saying it needs to be Cas and Crowley as lawyers handling cases involving all things otherworldly while in a love triangle with a sexy neurotic associate.