I've been saying that for years by way of recommending the show to people. She commits to a bit like Carol Burnett, or my pitbull mix chasing a beefy treat.

This is two episodes in a row where no one died or was sent into another dimension. This is totally undermining my theory that Rigby is an interdimensional portal for all the weirdness at The Park.

Someone get Don some pants please. I get that non-humanoid characters are allowed to go around naked unless it's near Christmas, and then they have to wear scarves, but they also cover their package with fur or feathers..

Watching Bob Newhart do comedy is like watching Greg Maddux pitch in the nineties, all touch and nothing forced.

But with Queenie burning up with fever, Carol would just kill her in her sleep and burn the corpse.

The most hilariously unrealistic conceit of the show was there is a vegan cafe in Enid, OK.

My favorite part was Colonel schooling Dean on classic rock, and why Styx and Foreigner suck.

Linus will come back.

Abracadaniel pushing BMO? Not cool. Where are the Bikini Babes when you need them?

I notice that Pops gave Thomas the Thomas' costume of Parkiversary gifts. Even Pops thinks Thomas sucks.

Like the article said any Cramps album is worth owning, but I always like to start people off on A Date With Elvis. I know it's from after the "classic" period, but it does have the benefit of not having Bryan Gregory beating the crap out of a defenseless guitar.

That's not what I said. What I said is that since he portrays heterosexual men almost to a man as brutes and morons and indulges in that type of stereotyping he loses any moral high ground.

Another thing. Can television shows find someone other than Leslie Jordan as their go to Southern gay guy. I live in the South, and I can tell you most gay dudes don't conform to the stereotype of the effeminate little pixie.

So it's official: heterosexuals in Ryan Murphy's world are either simpletons, emasculated, or evil. Speaking as someone who believes in the rights of people whose conditions and beliefs are not my own, Mr. Murphy has officially lost his right to to complain about other peoples' intolerance.

I did like that Dean organizes his vintage porn more rigorously than his magical artifacts.

Oh, Kenny! Don't be thinkin' about jetpacks.

So does that mean that Stevie is a cheap no-tipping jackoff?

Can we call a moratorium on reality shows filmed in Louisiana, or at least quit presenting it as representative of the South?

My little girl is Alison Gold's age so I have to ask where are her parents when there is a grown-ass man in a panda suit? Holy crap! Was handing out candy from the window of a panel van not creepy enough?

I went to UofA back in the 80s when he was still a Professor there, and I managed to take three classes from him. I'll always remember him as an one of the best teachers I had in my there. Even with the worst stories in his workshops, he never squandered a teaching moment.