So that means Darren would have to churn his own butter ten times to complete the requirements on his end. That seems a bit of a stretch. I could see it if he were a teenager because whipping his mule five times a would be nothing, but once he hits his late twenties, flogging the hog, spanking the monkey, shaking…

Since Queenie's a human voodoo doll, I expect LaLaurie was having the man-o-taur sex.

Just because it's baby gravy time:

Kathy Bates' accent is just a little bit heavier than the one she used in the Waterboy. I keep expecting Bobby Boucher to come running in and drop-kicking every witch that says stuff about his momma.

I wonder what the three John Cougar Mellancamp impersonators were doing? It's a centennial for goodness sakes! You're telling me Don Cougar Mellancamp, Von Cougar Mellancamp, and DeShaun Cougar Mellancamp were all booked?

I have to admit Sue can rock the country music hair.

Curse you, San Serif!

You had to dig up possibly the worst Keanu Reeves movie (and that's saying something,) to make your joke about AHS' episode being titled "The Replacements?"

"Do you ever tire of urinating?"
Really, Cas? You should've talked to my dad back when he had kidney stones. I can hear him now: "You GET to urinate, buddy!"

Did no one else notice that an espionage agency was chasing a civilian through the streets of Austin, Texas in broad daylight in an SUV with big honkin' S.H.I.E.L.D seals on the doors? So much for stealth.

It made me all nostalgic for Angel/Buffy when the doctor lady burned up. It was EXACTLY the same damn way vampires got dusted back in the day.

Damn skippy.

You would think Lily would be Ginger Fudge.
In my mind Robin would be Sparkle Fudge.

Who invented Grunge. Ask Geddy Lee.

Linus' shift has to end sometime.

But so far we've only seen one female banana guard. That implies a queen!

If I were the ghost Templar, I'd be waiting all night too for "She chose Wesley."

Oh, BMO! You are so smart and pretty!

This and Eastbound and Down feature jokes about bananas having insufficient amounts of peel.

It's surprising that they've all but jettisoned Eileen. I guess she's stopped carrying a torch for Rigby.