Again no Sonic Youth? No X or Black Flag?

I notice the up votes show who voted while the down votes remain anonymous. Own up to it, cowards, or suffer canceraids!

Could someone start slipping Bert some Ritilin? He single handedly makes the show unwatchable.

I do have to admit, Barney was right: it was a really pretty bra Loretta was sporting.

This is the second time Jake has used the sous vide technique for a meal. Maybe sous vide vampire would summon Magic Man and he would have let them out.

Innyourendo, bro.

Why is it that Eastbound and Down shows more dong than Masters of Sex.?

I don't know why this play keeps getting made or is taught in high school.  When you boil it down, it's just a seventeen year-old has a three day fling with a thirteen year old that leads to the deaths of five people including the protagonists.
The end.

Of course Leonard is going to go left; he's right handed, and Beverly's left boob was to his right.  If she wanted balance, she should have just moved his head  to where the only target was her right breast every other time.

I know this is television, but how is Axl in a regular dorm and why does he have so much time for campus adventures?  Even Division II football takes about six hours a day between practice, weight training, team meetings and film sessions.

The worst was "Looking for the League?  It's on FXX.  Ask your cable provider for listings."

The worst roommate I ever had started out as a valedictorian of his small town high school, and discovered he was flamboyantly gay, and really liked to get high.  I never had a problem with him bringing home guys when they were our age, but in the middle of the semester he ran out of money because whatever he was…

Who was your RA?  Flava Flav?

That's the problem: they're too alike, and one of them needs to go.  There isn't any hate because it's a frickin' television show.

Can we break up Fitz/Simmons?  Fitz is okay, but Simmons is manic pixie dreamgirl who can't handle Whedon's dialog.  Give her a noble death where she's all adorable and self sacrificing, and then replace her with someone who can bring some crazy and tension to the plane.

I enjoyed Jake a lot more this episode because his story was more relatable.  Who hasn't gotten a chip stuck between their teeth when they were eating their 'chos (yes, that's what I'm calling nachos now)?

"So I was down on all fours, and I took off my pant….."
Damnit!  That was the cruelest thing in the whole show.  Alyson Hannigan should be legally barred from doing that ever again.

Why?  Because the Cowboys are going to miss the playoffs, Jerry Jones is your owner, or because Cowboy fans are what Yankee fans are to baseball, and Notre Dame fans are to college football?

Matt Schaub is the equivalent of a #3 starting pitcher whose main function is to eat up innings and give the bullpen a needed rest.

I love how Johnson was surprised that prostitutes' kitchens are like everybody else's.