I think his spine would pop before his cherry I'm afraid.

They're also at different points in their lives.  FP is a teenager, and Marceline is 1007.

You say all the characters like and respect each other, but no one respects Thomas.

I found this episode of Dragnet featuring Michael Ansara as a grieving husband.  It's a nice deep cut from his career.

I prefer my Muscle Man to be green, have a haircut that hasn't been relevant as a fashion statement since the 70s, and who fights his co-workers in his sleep.

I think Cartoon Network wouldn't have that big of a problem with it.  Considering what AT regularly gets away with.  For example Princess Bouncehouse opening her flaps for Finn and Jake to play in her walls, and Tree Trunks going on about her moist delicious pie you have to do the Freud, but Gunther humping Finn's…

Evidently so is Raggedy Princess.

I felt bad for poor Crabbit.  He gets his ass kicked my Marcy, and then he gets chased around castle for giving notice.  If I were a familiar, and were treated like that, I wouldn't just go off and be a dancer without giving my two weeks.

"Nobody puts their hand in my privates box except me!" 
You go, Maja!

As anyone who's had to watch any children's show about ponies, friendship and acceptance, Muscle Man's plight is all too real.  After a few hours of missing college football to appease my little girl's appetite for candy colored love and friendship, I too had a deep seated desire to whip someone's ass. 

I know.  She doesn't look Canadian.

I can see why Mo thought BMO was the apex of his creation.  Just the fact that he can summon bikini babes one the strength of one song makes all other game consoles suck.

My favorite moment was Muscle Man in full on mullet and jean shorts eating the Sandwich of Death.

She's busy now.  The sad part is that most of the families who need her help have at least one person working full time.

No.  There's a reason my wife runs a food bank: you can't live on food stamps and eat three decent meals a day.

Using Bjork as an expletive makes me wonder which of her albums survived the Mushroom War.  I'm guessing Homogenic and Vespertine at least.  Hopefully not Volta or Gling Glo.

Can we just give Thomas his college credit so he can quit being the Cousin Oliver of the show?

Balls.
 *snickers like Mordecai isn't going to give me punchies.*

In World's Best Boss, seven.

Yeah! because she totally wrecks Bob's Burgers and Gravity Falls.