I had it recorded because I was watching something else. Ah! technology!

I checked, and it was indeed "pigeon dicks."

I thought Wilfred was offering a good deal.  Do you know what bird dicks go for on the open market?

Screw that!  Give me Total Drama Island.

Which begs the question: did Jesus build Fred's hot rod?

"I would not be so hasty to enter that room.  I had TACO BELL for lunch!"

And they work in a Cuckoo's Nest homage during the riot.

No we're not.  People appear out of thin air all the time, put my captors to sleep and erase my arrest records from the computer.

You mean that thing that was overplayed by Jewish cabal that controls the media?

That may be, but most of them don't have the lack of manners to go on ad nausea about their prejudices over black-eyed peas and cornbread.

You just think Big Brother is racist, misogynistic, and homophobic.  Wait till the FCC allows broadcast of one of my family's holiday get togethers.  That will make Big Brother look like the frickin' U.N.

The Tojos blew off Cotton's shins not the Nazzys.

I take it "used to be" is the operative phrase here.

This one has more of a Billy Zabka kind of feel to it.

What do you expect?  He pinned a polar bear last Christmas.

If I could turn anything into a toilet, it would be the Iron Throne from Game of Thrones.

It took them long enough to a lovable misfits vs. country club snobs homage.

I was so relieved Prubs wasn't naked under her power suit.  Although I'm sure the fan art guys will "fix" that.

Do you think Starchy and Poundcake spend their Saturdays handing out Watchtowers to unsuspecting members of the Candy Kingdom?

"I smell your donk!"