And Rusty had sold H.E.L.P.E.R last episode?  I said it last week and I'll say it again: son-of-a-bitch!

Dr. Venture was the wrong person to send for Venturestein.  They should have sent in PROSTITOOOTS!

Hank has become not Batman, but Bat Mantis!

It must be a terrible burden to have such high standards for female beauty, Supertroll.  How sad that regular women don't live up to the lofty bar set by comic books and spank magazines.

Before they banned it, were people going to go around Googling the terms "upskirt" and "panty shot" on every female they met just on the off chance there might be one?

Dr. Venture sold h.e.l.p.e.r?  Son of a bitch!

Once again, Fuck you, Mr. Outrider.  Loving the new attitude, Dean.

No, squire, I ain't going to work you in to a movie version of The Old Curiosity Shop.  Robin Hood was one thing, but Dickens is another kettle of fish entirely.  Besides, do I look like Kevin Costner?  No, guvnor, I still 'ave a career.

Well he did give me one good piece of advice: "Live every week like it's Shark Week."  And I do by watching predatory animals ruthlessly slaughtering their fearful prey.

I was home sick from school when I was eight and watching reruns of the Avengers.  I fell hard for Mrs. Emma Peel (not Diana Rigg; she was a real full-grown woman and I knew I had no shot what with her being in England and all.)

Vin Diesel: "So?  Italian marble for the breakfast nook?"
Paul Walker: "It's like you don't know me at all."

One thing that was left out of the review was that Ice King develops a more realistic understanding of Prubs the longer he goes without wearing the crown.  In last week's episode, she stated she had an undifferentiated love for everyone in the Candy Kingdom, and couldn't love any one person.  Of course since she IS…

A lot of their villains have it coming.

What's up with Starter Pack asking if there's overtime for helping out a bro?

Obviously Cam has never seen Arkansas' or Mississippi's chapter. 

Frankie may be a bad mother, but she can fight and has a nice ass.

This review was weak sauce; a jolly bad show indeed.

If High Five Ghost is a "blank slate," then how come he manages to get the hottest babe at the roller rink?

We've been reading that into Adventure Time episodes since What Was Missing.

… or a black astronaut.