Ben and Kate
Happy Endings
The Good Guys
The Sarah Silverman Program
Anything on Comedy Central that didn't involve Jeff Dunham or Daniel Tosh

Wine and Meth is the new name of my crappy Emo Metal band.

Are you threatening him?

As do we all.

I hope Leonard doesn't get so lonely that has to find comfort in the arms of another man.

Axl was out of school because it was Senior Ditch Day.  Where did you go to high school?

In all fairness if their aunts were anything like their moms, it would be hard to resist. Especially since they like it when you finish on their backs..

It's a real Gameboy that does stuff like a real boy.  *pours water into the toilet.*

Forcing Skips to address his stress problem.
Flying a car to the Himalayas. 
Defeating his part of the stress monster with a couple of tiny tomahawks.
Saving Benson.

In addition to the fact that BMO can summon a bevy of bikini babes for a tree house dance party, he also has a Bast sarcophagus as a panic room. 

I agree with that assessment.  Don knew when she called him, there was nowhere to go with the relationship but down.  So he simply used her up, and burnt her out much the same way ABC did with Happy Endings by moving it to Fridays.

Much more like Greg Marmalard.

She was also Velma in the live action Scooby Doo movies.

Tell them you need to watch Deadwood, and then bid the hoople head cocksuckers adieu.

Not in haiku?

… Or calluses.  He never did find Kenny Powers' legendary stack of porn.

There's also the issue of Hannibal being a home brewer.  Home brewers tend to have that as their one big hobby given the time and complexity of the task.

I was surprised Hannibal would choose a pink wine.  What's next?  Are we going to find out he has some vintage Boone's Farm or Zima on reserve?

I don't know.  It's pretty, but the colors are remarkably matted.  I kept thinking there was something wrong with my TV.

Not Justified, The Venture Bros., or Archer?
Those were the ones where I was immediately onboard.