Ugh! Puns cause canceraids.

I disagree with your assessment; Amy has grown quite a bit as a person.  She could get any other nerd at that poindexter academy where Leonard and Sheldon work.

Actually I like everything about the show except Patricia Heaton.  I think Neil Flynn is great, and the kids manage to be endearing without being cutesy.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: he was much better with Reverend Kevin ministering to the henchmen.

“Oh BMO, How’d You Get So Pregnant?”: “All right, last night an electric presence / Came into my room and said / BMO, I need your perfect body / To host the human incarnation of a baby!”

I'm beginning to wonder if Rigby is kind of like Dawn in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a dimensional key.

Sounds like there's a punk that needs a good bustin'.

You're tearing me apart, Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind

I would put Bateman in the top five any day of the week.  Well ahead of Carlin or Benny.  He just seems to find the main thread of a joke and very quietly squeeze out its comic potential.

How do you know?  
For all you know that could very well have been my point of reference for this whole thread.
Did that ever occur to you in your vast arrogance?
Did it?
Did it?

Thought question: who has better comedic timing?  Bob Newhart or Jason Bateman?

One thing I like about Modern Family week in and week out is how Cam and Mitchell completely vindicate my shitty parenting.
My Little Girl: But that's not right!
Sarcastical: Tell me about life, Sugar Booger.
MLG: (huffily) Life is unfair!
S: Damn right, baby.  You're damn right.

Darth Percolator
The Latte Sabre
Lando Calrissian's Higher Grounds
Wake Up Your Wookie

So you're giving an A to the episode where Penny realizes she's kind of a lazy ho?

Suck it, Tom (or Bob, or Alice, etc…) Radio.

It was dirty as Finn shaking Little Finn in All the Little People.

Putting ketchup on a hotdog is something a goober like Britta, Andrea, or Stan would do.

Ketchup on a hotdog?  Are you fricking kidding me?

Aw hell naw!  What's she gotta do?  Kill a bloated ad-man they pulled out of a well with a pick-axe?

Project Kill Machine is now the name of my shitty Sixties cover band.