Loved the spray-tan abs.  I think I'm retiring the t-shirts as beachwear this Summer.

Dalia and Jenna hooking up?  I wonder how many viewers had to take a meaningful five minute pause for that.  So glad I have a DVR for these moments.  That's all I gotta say.

"I yell.  She cries.  It's a whole thing."

We still have Archer for a little while.

Just saw this turd, and I gotta say I really miss Ben and Kate.

Really?  Where's the espresso machine on this bitch?

In fifth grade my penis was so big that at recess, it was hitting doubles in kickball, and swinging from the monkeybars while I was in detention for talking in class.

Jon Hamm's penis is so big that once it flew a Confederate flag over the South Carolina state capital refusing to take it down citing its proud Southern heritage….

Bears fans KNOW THAT, dude.

To me he's always going to be Endless Mike.

Undercover of the Night (Before 8:00PM.)
Sticky Fingers from Werther's Originals
Beggar's Earlybird Special

Sammy's like Bob: you underestimate him at your peril.

Back when I had Grayson's physique but not his beady judgmental eyes, I was in a panty tsunami.  It's a lot less fun than it sounds. 

It's not that you're gay, but that the sheer awesomeness of Justified gives you a huge hard-on.

Yeah, but he was the last man standing.
See what happens when you call him a pussy and threaten to kill him?

Seconding the mad love for all my Justified peeps!

P-Bubs choosing her own hand over the Ice King?  The censors at Cartoon Network really super-ignore the masturbation metaphors of this show.

Does this mean he stole his act from Jim Dandy Mangrum too?  There is a strong vocal resemblance.

You left out the cooch-chili.

If you had mutant powers, that would make you the gayest X-man.