You would think Beast because if ever there was a bear…..

Or bouncing off a burrito and humping Cheryl…

Jazz hands are for pussies!  How about Lana's giant man-hands opening a steel door?

Too bad it's not Planet of the Ostriches.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Andrew Lincoln has the worst Southern accent on television.  He evidently didn't take the time to figure out which accent he wants to use. I hear things from Alabama, Virginia, and even Texas mixed in with that quasi-Georgia mush he's talking.

For one thing, Shane and Boyd speak with different accents.  I doubt he would attempt a role if he couldn't get the accent right.

Dallas can get rid of a lot things, but by God the crotchless firefighter outfit stays!

As a practical matter, the numbers dump is an awesomely powerful way to get settle any argument involving spending money.

Can a man watch a frickin' puppet show?

Knowing what I know about boys, I can sympathize on a very deep level.

Rudy?  You gotta be kidding me!  How did that ever make it into the pantheon of dude-movies?

Dude!  You suck so hard, and it makes me sad.

I'm going to miss Ellen Mae.  She went from a bit player to doing those achingly sad scenes with Shelby/Drew, and Limehouse.

I felt for Raylan when Winona told he was going to have a girl.  Having raised one for the past ten years, I gotta tell you I STILL don't know shit about girls.

Is it just me or has Regular Show surpassed ATHF (or whatever they're calling it) for gobsmackingly awesome weirdness?

They are truly the assholes of the barnyard.

That episode is going to ruin reruns of Cheers for a good long time for me.

Does this mean they're going to pick up the Ted Danson hosted dance competition, Can't Stop Danson, as well?

I've found myself waiting for Kaitlyn Dever to get her Mags Money, quit being Eve, go back to being Loretta, and take her rightful place as heroin queen of Harlan County with Dewey Crowe as her pet monkey.

My dog Spud was at the vet's office getting his shots which he took with surprising grace.  I was at the front desk paying for his checkup and heartworm pills when Spud wafted up an eye-watering SBD.
"Not cool, dude." I said.
"Awwww  did he have an accident.  Don't worry that happens all the time." The lady at the front…