It is like regular jackoffs, but with the extra added hypocrisy, and sanctimony that just makes you want to kneecap them.

Preachers' sons is where the action is.  Privileged entitled young men going through their rebellious phase only more so because it will make a good redemption story when they're fleecing the flock, and at the end of the day "Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven."

Wouldn't Puffy make a better helpful ghost rapper?

If they did donate it, I hope they:

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm, once they've seen Paaaaam?

Too bad he can't get them to hook one up in his El Camino.

Was it just me or is Berserker Bernadette in a princess gown super arousing?

I loved they way they used color in this episode.  The way Dallas' store was white and purple (eggplant?) like Tessa's NYU brochure, to the way Mr. Wolfe's highlights had the same crazy magenta hue as Dalia's lipstick it all worked.

I don't give a crap how much they cost, I am not going halfsies on a sex robot with another man.

But to be fair, he did pack a week's work into knocking the holy hell out of that scene.

Bartles and Jaymes Wine Coolers, and hair spray.

I'm not sure I like "Prubs" as a nickname for Princess Bubblegum.  "P-Bub" is much better.  Though nothing compares to "Pep-But" for Peppermint Butler.

If I were blind and had my sight restored, I would want my first restored vision to be a pink and yellow desert sunset….

I can actually respect vegetarians.  Vegans on the other hand should be hunted for sport.

Unless they suddenly go all Community on me.  Holy Crap!  What the hell happened this week?

Said it last week and I'll say it again:  Goddamnit I love this show!

“Courteney Cox’s boobs at 6:33."

The new comment section sucks, and this show looks like Code Monkeys without the eight bit graphics or humor.

My first reaction.  Damn you!  Damn you to HELL!!!!!!!!!

"Two things happen at the shelter, and you don't want either one"  Best line of the episode.