Two things:

That's because deep down we're evilevilevilevilevilevilevilevil.

I too think next time we should go to the farmers' market….

Two guys whose governing experience is making Florida the state it is today.

I know it's going to be contested on First Amendment grounds, but can we enact a law that prohibits any participant in a VH1 reality show from ever being covered in a media outlet again?

…And then Nick Swardson shows up, and those grannies get CA-Razy!

I don't know which I found more disquieting: that Raj was chasing after Howard wearing no pants or the fact he was wearing Uggs.

Papa Woody!  Pure genius!

Actually I have that reaction whenever I make cheese dip, and I don't even have a centrifuge.

Nope.  I mean beer drinkin', swearin', tobacco spittin' guys on big private boats showin' their sunburned ass-cracks every time they reach into a cooler.

Obviously you've never been to any marina on the Gulf.  Especially that one in Pascagoula.  You've never seen so many vulgar boatmen.

I wonder what the subscription rates are for Sophisticated Yachtsman.  After eating a big sandwich, I am all about Boats Boats Boats.

You forgot the pelvic thrust though.  That's what sells it.

My favorite thing in the episode was Pops' don't-make-me-kick-your-ass expression whenever he was around Quips.

Worth it just for Princess Wildberry's reaction to Ice King's suggestion that she would be attracted to a sexy older man.

I would go with Mr. Furious.

I Am Legend
The Sunshine Boys
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot
Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo
Eight Heads in a Duffel-bag.

Or they saw that episode of Regular Show where Pops took the Milk Challenge.

Cyril and Ray naked with darts in their necks with an angry octopus in the toilet.

I feel bad for Mordecai, but not bad enough fall over laughing from "Have a good week, Diaperboy!"