Red cowboy boots WORKING!!!!

How come no one throws parties in dirigibles?  The view would be amazing, and you would manage to keep away the riff-raff.

Ooo Ooo!!!  Can I be the Pope of Vice?

Absolutely rhetorical.

The Richard Thompson video reminded me of the Tom Tom Club's first album that started off with Wordy Rappinghood, and Genius of Love.

"You know what else isn't cool?  Not wearing pants."  Neither Mordecai nor Rigby wear clothes (other than scarves in the Winter.)

I suspect it was more for the benefit of the ladies.  It's not that the ad made me uncomfortable with my sexuality, but with the artery clogging goodness I was stuffing in my mouth.

I think it's because we know the cynical bastards who run these commercials are beyond any hope of redemption or reform.  It's just not worth the energy.

I thought the Calvin Klein ad was especially stupid given how much gorging goes on during the Superbowl.  For example I was eating homemade sliders topped with bleu cheese, Rotel dip with Fritos, a six pack of non-Superbowl advertised beer, and a couple of hot sausages.

Why did they ever stop making the El Camino?  It's practical and badass all at once.  I could see Archer leaning against the door in wearing a mullet and jean shorts. saying "'Sup?"

"The only difference is, Dennis’ bloodline is defined by decades of petty crime and felonious murder."

(points to temple) In here she is.  Oh yes she is…..

I just assumed it was Eli.

Her name is Beth Grant.  She's been in a ton of stuff.  I think the AV Club did a Random Roles interview with her.

I'm surprised Penny, Amy, and Bernadette didn't come to the obvious conclusion.

That religious tract disguised as paper money brought back some bad memories as a waiter.  Baptists used to leave ones that looked like five dollar bills as tips.  It was bad enough waiting on those fussy whiny turds for usually a tiny tip, but when they jerk your chain like that, you just want to set fire to their…

I noticed Ryan was a whole lot more excited about getting tongue from Tessa than he was when he got boob.

I noticed Ryan was a whole lot more excited about getting tongue from Tessa than he was when he got boob.

I liked Rev. Tim Tom better when he was a foulmouthed midget and ministered to the henchmen with Rev. Kevin.

I liked Rev. Tim Tom better when he was a foulmouthed midget and ministered to the henchmen with Rev. Kevin.