Why is Tiny LSP so much more appealing than Regular LSP?  You can't slump on Tiny LSP's lumps, but she gets more play.

Why is Tiny LSP so much more appealing than Regular LSP?  You can't slump on Tiny LSP's lumps, but she gets more play.

If Pops' guy cred wasn't established by drinking a gallon of milk in an hour, This episode should.

If Pops' guy cred wasn't established by drinking a gallon of milk in an hour, This episode should.

That would explain the bikini wax.

That would explain the bikini wax.

In my world of nerdy sexy fantasy, Tessa is more of an Android/Linux kinda gal.

In my world of nerdy sexy fantasy, Tessa is more of an Android/Linux kinda gal.

Alright!!!  If there's Justified, there's Dewey Crowe, but no coleslaw.

Alright!!!  If there's Justified, there's Dewey Crowe, but no coleslaw.

If you had told the 5 year-old me Archer was actually coming on in January, he'd have a huge boner now.

If you had told the 5 year-old me Archer was actually coming on in January, he'd have a huge boner now.

I'll go ahead and say it:  Boopie doopie doopie doop….SEX!

I'll go ahead and say it:  Boopie doopie doopie doop….SEX!

There may not be vampires or werewolves, but I can guarantee there will be guys churning their own butter, whipping their mules, making the bald man cry, strangling the bishop, shaking hands with the unemployed, and just jackin' it.

There may not be vampires or werewolves, but I can guarantee there will be guys churning their own butter, whipping their mules, making the bald man cry, strangling the bishop, shaking hands with the unemployed, and just jackin' it.

I for one hope it's going to be a Minnesoter or Sconnie Youper accent.

I for one hope it's going to be a Minnesoter or Sconnie Youper accent.

For the record: I would love to eat Sheila Shay's pie.

For the record: I would love to eat Sheila Shay's pie.