There are no gay rednecks.  It's just in a group of five to ten there's one we give the title of "the pretty one."

There are no gay rednecks.  It's just in a group of five to ten there's one we give the title of "the pretty one."

"Tits on a warthog" sounds like fake redneck talk to me.  This ain't Africa and Marlin Perkins is dead.

"Tits on a warthog" sounds like fake redneck talk to me.  This ain't Africa and Marlin Perkins is dead.

Why do I keep picturing the throne in an apartment with bare white walls, and a TV, futon, and and cheap computer desk from Staples as the only other furniture?

Why do I keep picturing the throne in an apartment with bare white walls, and a TV, futon, and and cheap computer desk from Staples as the only other furniture?

Dildos..

Dildos..

Martin Short should have known not to go on "Wine Wednesday" when Kathy Lee and Hoda are drunker, and drunk earlier than usual.

Martin Short should have known not to go on "Wine Wednesday" when Kathy Lee and Hoda are drunker, and drunk earlier than usual.

In fairness, I paid $2800 below book value for it.  Still got screwed.

I got yer round teabags riiiiiiiiiiight here, pal.

And then there's the whole spraying urine issue.

Mallory would.  The trunk is spacious enough to accommodate an Italian politician.

Have you ever driven a Jaguar?  They're the epitome of a mid-life crisis car.  I bought one from a regretful owner (who obviously laughed his ass off once the check cleared,) and sold it for parts a year later.   My wife never forgave me for trying to foist it on her as her everyday car.

Have you ever driven a Jaguar?  They're the epitome of a mid-life crisis car.  I bought one from a regretful owner (who obviously laughed his ass off once the check cleared,) and sold it for parts a year later.   My wife never forgave me for trying to foist it on her as her everyday car.

It's easier to ask who they aren't jackin' it to.

I loved the golf/penny can analogy.  As a player of intrinsically stupid games, I appreciate that.

I loved the golf/penny can analogy.  As a player of intrinsically stupid games, I appreciate that.

Apparently no one saw the Patio Cola commercial.  That was the beginning of the end for Sal careerwise.
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