I was thinking Marshall would be completely at home at Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

My favorite  story was the "Cursed Pants" if just for the line "He looked like a small child's imaginary friend."

Hurricane is a better first name as in Hurricane Claudia, or Hurricane Cledus.

Indeed they ARRRRRRRRRRE!

Who's going to sponsor this show?

Movies based on canceled sci-fi shows: it's Chris Carter's gift…..

I'm not liking the lawyer turned police officer character one damn bit.  He's young enough that he should still be in uniform, and he drives a GODDAMN RANGE ROVER equipped with sirens.  What the hell, man?  What the hell?

"Nerd goosebumps?"  Judging from the breathless fanboy tone of the article, it sounds like someone was hard at work, and I mean that literally.

Maybe they can get George DiCaprio can guest star.

The sentence for you is………

I can imagine Jules knowing all about The Perfect Storm.
A. It stars George Clooney an and Mark Wahlberg (not to mention John C. Reilly (check it out!))
B. It always seems to show up on AMC or TNT on hungover Sunday mornings.

Damn! his name is too long.  Can we just call him the Werff?

"So I’ve only seen the pilot of Justified. Worth diving into?"

My personal pissed off mix:

I think we hated Whitney pretty much on its own merits.

I don't know why.  Strawberry Quik is nasty while Pepto-Bismol tastes like candy cigarettes.  Yes! I'm that damn old.

I wonder if Amy got her own Star Trek TOS space cocktail waitress uniform from Raj or if she got her own.

Maybe a demon manifests itself from her husband's spank box, seduces her with their demony powers, drags down her granny panties from her pasty legs and forces her to sink her little man in the boat.

The big box o' porn is something that's passed from father to son all over the South and Midwest.

iSpank it.