Armless: amputee porn
Karmaless: Taoist porn.
Carameless: candy porn.
Parmless: programmer porn
Charmless: Westboro Baptist home porn movies.

At least we won't have to put up with Lori's and Andrea's bullshit on this show.  I'd rather give bloated well-zombie his own storyline than put up with those two.

Andy Serkis is actually Mr. Mxyzptlk.  True story.

Thats cu-cu-cu-cocay-yane!!!

Wake me when "Snide Pop-Culture Pissing Contests" returns.  Don't you people know anything about the Internet?

And he was hard at work at it, and I mean that literally.

I liked that opening sequence with the bar singing the lullaby to Tampa.  Totally stole it from an episode of Cheers, but it was nice.

Yer pushin' rope.

Breakfast IS unfair to lunch.

American Horror Story: come for the rubber man and naked ass, stay for the crying and jackin' it. 

Three seconds over the blouse…. Ah youth!
To be fair, they are damn perky.

"Don't be the blond dude in a Vietnamese jail.  That's the lesson here."

Too bad they didn't have the imagination to cast Todd VanDerWerff as a single television reviewer with a too-long name beset by the snarky comments of his dozens of readers.  He could talk about better shows every week.

Edison used to go around the country electrocuting animals to demonstrate the dangers of alternating current, and touting the safety of direct current.

Tight dick, playah.

I've always been partial to Fightin' Cock 103 Proof Whiskey.  You have to respect a whiskey that can stand being a double entendre and puts the proof in the name.

It was missing a Rayan Givens ass whooping.  That would've put it into A territory.

I think Raylan got him in the shoulder.

Loretta's going to lay low as the smart foster daughter of a sporting goods store manager until she can go to college, and then after a few years a thriving weed business, she's going to buy Black Pike and own Harlan County.

I like the point about Betty's depression being inexplicable because unless you've actually been depressed, it makes no sense whatsoever.