At first I thought it was like the SAT 2400-point scale, but nope, Angie got 88. Grrr.

I stopped finding him charming when I realized he was willing to pass up Angie for a promotion, despite her being more qualified in every way than Quinn.

Deb, you own firearms. There have got to be more full-proof ways of offing yourself and your brother.

Is it weird that I kinda like Elway until I remember he may have been slipping Deb Raporade (Raper-Aide)?

I cannot think of another show that had me so vigorously rooting against the lead character.

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If actors make career decisions based on random Internet bitching, I need to step up my game.

*in traffic*

And those were just the ones she felt comfortable introducing to her boyfriend.

More impressive that you bothered to transcribe it. Kudos, random dude.

With the way that kid brushed off those lava burns, he could be skipping tiers (and tears!) in no time.

The fact that Jake can hop into someone and hijack their nervous system is only made slightly less terrifying because it is Jake. His first wish is always a sandwich.

Flame Princess is growing on me. Immediately after learning her BF is in a childish bet, she forgives him for humiliating her and wishes him luck.

I know applying real world psychology to this show would be like applying real world medical practice to House, but it's kind of nice to have a neuropsychiatrist tell Dexter "Well, that's not how a real psychopath behaves."

He seems like a killer, specifically the guy who capped El Sapo, but it would feel extra contrived to have him be the Brain Surgeon. And if he isn't, doesn't this show have enough balls in the air without reaffirming all the terrible men Deb attracts?

That retroactively made me appreciate the last two episodes. The fact that the writers didn't take the most blatantly telegraphed route…

I've never laughed harder at Dexter than when he tranqed his sister out of the blue. Vogel's reaction made it even more perfect.

You have a point, Toasterlad. I am sure Ryan Murphy feels genuinely sad about this. My comment was a preemptive strike at what I felt would be an emotionally manipulative and shallow use of Cory Monteith's death for some glib ratings ploy.

Is it bad that my first two thoughts reading this headline were "Oh, that's sad" and "HOW WILL RYAN MURPHY USE THIS TO HIS ADVANTAGE?!"?

There is one of these on every article involving a young celebrity death. Same with Amy Winehouse.