Pfft. Baby.

They died in the same twenty-car pileup that claimed every Disney parent.

Well if you wait long enough, the panic at the disco goes away.

So if I make a point of having not seen it, I'll no longer be the office weirdo?

That's more or less my opinion of Jacob Clifton from Television Without Pity. We must stop encouraging this behavior!

If ever a band deserved to have the word "post" appended to its genre description, it's Animal Collective.

Odd. My voice turns into a narration for a nature documentary. Not even shark week, I'm just cooing about it in its natural habitat.

@avclub-30016cd5b9045be8de99ad5f1cbfd9af:disqus : Do Disney shows feature openly gay characters? Or is that what the asterisks are for?

@avclub-ff3315df974a82424353d399b7a68c07:disqus : My reaction to seeing Asami being introduced as she took off her helmet and shook her long, raven hair: "Ooh, the fandom's gonna hate you."

That irritated me the most. It's not like they fell out after Jon Voight didn't come to his piano recital. He just got out of jail for murder!

I don't see the A.V. Club covering any more than the smattering of episodes they've already committed to. I'm here for anthropological reasons.

I'm not sure how Mr. Teenager's sexuality played into his reaction.

@avclub-41e23e24ee2670c4128cd7e5e5ee42ab:disqus : I like your theory, but how do you think Harmon benefits from fan feedback? Because the only other show-runner I can think of who was that responsive to fans is Ryan Murphy, who, if he were a baby sitter, would let his fans eat Cocoa Puffs for dinner and stay up til…

I get more of a Hannah vibe from the plot line, in the sense that it will be Dexter choosing between his sister and someone who embraces his serial killer tendencies.

I keep expecting this show to reveal the Brain Surgeon to be Vogel herself, or at the very least, that she's as much a psychopath as the people she studies.

Me too. And I have a boring office-y job. I do not see myself being very productive.

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus : How would you say Int scores translate to real-world intelligence. 1 Int = X IQ, etc? Do players have 18 Int the same way everyone's IQ on the internet is 140?

That was the perfectly opportunity to be a dick to a guy who was already being a dick to him, and he was just so cool about it. We need more people like that.

Shutter Island is weird, because there is almost no way I can describe the movie to you without you guessing the twist.

Critics are bashing my life for being tonally inconsistent. Is it a romantic comedy or a murder mystery, dammit?