There's a clause in the Argentine constitution that says Ricardo Darín has to be in every movie.

Roy Orbison - In Dreams

AMERICA NEEDS HEALTH CARE

My dad is a pretty open minded dude who watches a lot of foreign films. One time when I was visiting from college, my dad had rented a Japanese movie called Pinocchio 964. The box at the video store didn't really give any plot details, so we were both pretty surprised when it turned out to be about a sex-android who…

My dad is a pretty open minded dude who watches a lot of foreign films. One time when I was visiting from college, my dad had rented a Japanese movie called Pinocchio 964. The box at the video store didn't really give any plot details, so we were both pretty surprised when it turned out to be about a sex-android who…

Portnoy's Complaint: We really aren't changing time signatures enough.

Portnoy's Complaint: We really aren't changing time signatures enough.

Between this and the office there were two google map jokes on the same night.

Two weeks ago, in the 35 minutes it took me to get from Brooklyn to Newark, the hip hop station played 5(!) songs from Watch the Throne.

Captain Coriolanus' Mandolin

Eh, you really could collect that prize a couple of different ways.

Air Force One. I was 11, and it was easily one of the most anti-climactic experiences of my life. Fuck, that's a dull movie.

There used to be an amazing bit on Sabado Gigante (they might still do it, I haven't watched the show in years) called el Chacal de la Trompeta. It was a singing contest involving audience members, and they were judged by el Chacal. El Chacal was a guy with a trumpet, wearing an executioner's robe. If the contestant…