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Keep this up and we'll have to whip out the Bill Cosby articles.

Kasich probably spent all his pop culture cred hating on Fargo.

At least Trump didn't say he named her after Tiffani, the stripper he "had to" bang while Marla was being all gross and pregnant and shit.

Rather, Joanie dodged a fucking bullet right there.

Here's the rule:
Superhonky = reverse racist
Über honky = high-five, mein brah!

He shared three stories with Johnny Depp, but who knows how deep his hobo-murdering habit runs.

Say what you will about an Appalachian Porch Hoedown, at least there will be some serious moonshine action. Depp will just recount the same three stories about when Keith Richards murdered hobos.

Are you saying that a mediocre basketball player who calls himself Swaggy P does not have it coming to him, whatever 'it' is?

Yes, the actual cornholing game you play when drinking in the backyard with your uncles….wait, I don't know which is which.

So are we ready to bring charges of war crimes to the creators of Minions yet?

Depends, I guess. Gaspar Noe's Enter The Void was shot entirely from the protagonist's POV, complete with seemingly impossible camera moves and disorienting effects when the dude gets high. However, the simplistic story and terrible acting (plus frankly gross unsimulated sex) means the content doesn't really…

Next season introduces a brand new character: Ser Horsefelcher

Gaping Assholes watching gaping assholes: not just a porn genre anymore

You're right - Fuck Subtlety:

Whoa…

That beats "I have read the script…..but I'm talking about the contract!" I guess.

I just read through the Harrison Ford Q&A on Tumblr, so I'm sure if we presented Harrison Ford to any alien invaders we'd be fine.

All jokes aside, I'm pretty sure they're talking about Michael Fassbender's butt in the header image.

Meanwhile in Oregon, a federal park building occupier opens a box full of dildos and gets so angry he didn't notice the Milton Keynes postmark.