My first thoughts after listening to it were "it's not unpredictable like Relationship of Command."

Didn't Lord and Miller write the first draft? I guess entertaining and coherent isn't what Warners is looking for.

I'd really just like to know more about Booty Magic.

Maybe it's Shelbyville, Indiana. I totally believe would happen in Shelbyville, Indiana.
Oh shit, I just now realized that this is a Simpsons joke.

that really is the only logical explanation.

Totally not Can't Touch This. Zach was a fan of funk music. The song was Superfreak by Rick James. Get it together, AV Club.