I prefer Tennessee Ernie Williams.

Can't. Dinosaur bit off my face.

It's *I'm* Worried Need Money, racist.

"Goofballs" is one of the very few words that never ever ever ever ever EVER fails to make me laugh like an idiot in any context.

Yeah, nowadays he just sounds like Kevin from the last few seasons + 20 years of cigarettes.

Internet.

Holy crap…if you rearrange the letters in "Ryan" it spells "Ayn R."

Funny as these lines are on the page, Dan Castellaneta deserves massive credit for delivering them in insanely funny ways. His reading of "…take a bite outta YOU?!" is fucking ingenious in its calculated stupidity. The man is a comedy God, and the voice of Abe Simpson might be his single greatest creation.

They could be a terrorist. Terrorists HATE "It's Raining Men." That's what makes them so evil.

Yeah…he had me, and then he lost me.

Oddly enough…THEY DID! http://www.youtube.com/watc…

A couple of years ago, when they updated the Star Tours ride at Disneyland and Disney World, Disney hired Michael Giacchino to score it…until John Williams stepped forward and offered to score it himself. Giacchino flat-out REFUSED to take the job if Williams wanted it.

Groening's enough of a philosopher to know exactly how ridiculous the Simpsons marketing machine is, and enough of a realist not to care. And why NOT give the public what it wants, even if it's not quite what you want, if it gets you a couple small island nations here and there?

Three more favorites that haven't been mentioned yet…

That clip is indeed most definitely from the 1999 AL-TV special, or AL-TV2K as it was called at the time. But yeah, that's McCarthy and Spencer alright!

Fun fact: In the late '80s, when The Great Movie Ride was being built at Disney World, they wanted to build an audio-animatronic depiction of Lee Marvin's Oscar-winning role as a drunk in Cat Ballou (it would've been in the spot where the Clint Eastwood animatronic, depicting his role in The Good, The Bad And The…

And the few jokes that ARE there are kinda unfunny and/or mean-spirited, i.e. "When was the last time you heard about Ren & Stimpy?"

For a second there, I seriously thought "Isn't that a Rex Banner quote?"

BRAD BIRD IS A BOX! DAMN YOU TOM CRUISE!!!!

It was MOYGANVILLE, you clod. Ogdenville is where the outlet mall is. At least get your FAVORITE quotes right, for God's sake.