Is that an attempt at Rosie O' haiku, MC Stephen? I think there may be excessive drool on your keypad.

An Inevitable Failure
Second only to magicians, impressionists are hacks of epic proportion. Some may have a talent for mimicry but almost have material that ranks somewhere between bone cancer and crib death on the funny scale. That half-assed crap may work in a second tier casino showroom but not in a sketch comedy…