Opus of the Tryhards

Had surgery on a blocked artery but the surgeon worked on the wrong one, I seem to remember.

Not Allowed to Grow Up Trope

Far too many things to list here.

None of these media sites know how to deal with the internet and what its doing to the art of reading.

Their stuff sucks.

Here are some more lines.

Why is money and effort being wasted on this fecal remnant?

If my puppeteer had an account he would up vote here as well.

He was at his best when he collaborated with other brilliant comedy minds like Pryor and Wilder.

12 Chairs

Director's Cut

Sideshow Bob and the rakes.

No reason to hate yourself.

Mandrax

I prefer to release the robotic Richard Simmons with bees in his mouth.

Discontinued in the US but still available in other countries under a different name,.

No good joke goes unpunished.

Johnny Desperately

Only the King can legitimize a bastard in Westeros world & Jon's real father ___________________.