Now this is a review of The Conformist? Aren't we a little late for that?

This may be of interest…or not.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Clearly identifying it as being Boots Randolph's "Yakety Sax" was necessary to differentiate it from Igor Stravinsky's "Yakety Sax".

I am Dante Alighieri, and I approved this message.

Too bad she and Rushdie are splitsville. Would have loved to have seen him trip over an ottoman in the opening credits.

I need somebody…
…to make a commercial involving a woman shoving french fries into her box. Then along with this Carl Jr.'s spot, and the banned German Sprite blowjob ad completing the trifecta, I might never desire fast food again.

50,000 Cronkites for the one who dares to climb the Schmatterhorn…
…and I dares!

The oft-bandied phrase "studio interference" is what fucked up Major Dundee.

No thanks, I'm full.

Otto von Bismarck. No, wait. Soupy Sales. Wait, wait. No, don't cut me off —

Not nearly as good as "The Criterion Collection of Junk Food". My team of lawyers is already looking into that one.

I guess…
…that leaves Soderbergh free to do the Viewmaster movie.

Random Roles!
With Fred Ward!!! For crimminy's sake!!!

Hey, I just won a ticket in the online lottery for Robert McNamara's memorial service! Wonder who'll be performing…

Here here.

I'm imagining what David Lynch could do with Drew Carey.

That was from when James Cameron was still doing Solaris with James L. Brooks.

No, I blow.

"Chris Kelvin, you look like you've got something to say. Do you?"

This is without question the greatest, most amazing comment thread ever in the history of the Internet and I think it deserves the Nobel, Pulitzer and Booker Prizes all rolled together into one big indistinct metallic glob in recognition.