But the Biathlon is the one with the running and shooting. I try to start every workout by telling Madeline Stowe that no matter what, no matter how far, I will find her.

It's a complex question.

"The Last of the Mohicans" score.
An essential part of my biathlon training.

Throwing someone under the bus
I imagine that if there were a bus careening towards me, my best chance to live would not involve using my energy and the little time I have to reach out and throw someone else under it. I hate that phrase.

I've heard nothing but a collective "meh' about MOTO, but Alinea was great, a one-of-a-kind experience. We only had the 12-course, but we were definitely full by the end. I liked almost everything, and would go again.

ANTLC
It's kind of hard to tell if these people could really run a restaurant from the way the show's set up. It should really be called "America's Next Top Line Cook."

Apatow-verse.
Specifically the Seth Rogen vehicle universe. A world where my slobbish, out-of-shape Jewiness wins over all the ladies.

I think some of those high-end chefs would argue with the microwave hate. Just last week, Wiley Dufresne hosted a microwave demonstration at Wd-50. Also, I remember reading that Ferran Adria, probably the most influential cook in the world and the man behind El Bulli, the perennial #1 restaurant in the world,…

I don't think you have to qualify it with video games. Reanimating dead celebrities in any capacity is creepy. I'm against it. I don't want Chris Farley coming after my brains.

Nice pose
It looks like the photographer just said, "Okay, now give me the 'Dane Cook.' "

Richard Brooks was my favorite part of my favorite episode of Firefly, including the movie.

Calmer than you are.

Jacob got what he deserved.
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

Wait, so you're saying Ben is Glory?

But noted indie rocker Scarlett Johansson said so!

You know what Thornton is? He's an enthusiast!

I'm going for a hot Ding Dong. Hot Ding Dong?

Ha! I liked the WCW one.

Tuesdays With Morrie 2?

Goldberg is one hard hittin' heeb. Also, a Semitic superstar. Shabbat shalom, motherfuckers!!!