Yeah, and Grant Achatz would have been great, too. Oh well.

34. He really was a patsy, for the government. Yacht party on the Queen Mary. "Are those police boats?" Hello, the mole. She's not his real cousin. Loose seal! Movie? It was…

15. The slumdog becomes a millionaire.

Gamera is really neat! He is filled with turtle meat! We all love you Gamara!

The point in the Mr. Show Dalai Lama skit where David unnecessarily slits the fat kid's throat gets me every time. Also:

It's like I always say— sad songs are nature's onions.

Electro-shock Blues
Usually when you're depressed, depressing music helps. And when I was in my late teens and much more depressive than I am now, Electro-shock Blues was definitely there for me. But now the album just seems to be too much to take. It makes breaking up with a girlfriend or getting fired seem…

Well, it had what one might call a meteoric rise to popularity, then a pathetic descent from grace leading eventually to cancellation. Now it has reformed, wiser, with a twinge of nostalgia and regret, and an optimistic outlook on the future that comes from making it through the dark times to a triumphant return.

I always loved that movie, but still find it incomplete without the last scene from the book included. It' absence in favor of Ma Joad's speech at the end always felt a bit false.

Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!!!

Yeah, but exactly how long are the corpses in movies like Psycho, Stand By Me, The Grapes of Wrath and many others on the list actually onscreen? It can't be much longer. I think the fact that the her body opens the film, appears again in the middle, and then again near the end, and the fact that the moving of the…

Let's see…
The dead prostitute in the bed in Rodriguez's part of Four Rooms.

Emily in "Brick."