or "Joan Miro's Procession Through the Insides of a Purple Antelope Across a Sea of Tuna Fish"

oh, i thought you said Beefheart.
nevermind.

and that's what made him a celebrated genius!

i always forget which one Seth Meyers is. i was expecting to see a picture of Seth Green.

one season and a movie!

The Grating Grapsing

(Romeo && Juliet)

the roomy cervix is hard to beat

fuck you, Asheville.

looks like he's sad that his new haircut didn't make him look quite as much like Dylan as he was hoping it would.

my wife and i sing the chorus of that to each other in super-exaggerated Neil Diamond voices.

Bob Denver kinda nailed it, too

James Carville is Billy Corgan's dad!

it's like Hebrew. the vowels are implied.

follow?

they were comin right at me. i had to stand my ground.

*  1 month later, learns the cause of his leaking roof is .. multiple gunshots? *

@avclub-cf4b19e32ce29fef04468ac9d2a6787d:disqus  … i indeed have that part memorized. only bits and pieces of the rest.

I've been to Nice, and the isles of Greece
Where I sipped champagne on a yacht
I moved liked Harlow in Monte Carlo
And showed 'em what I've got
I've been undressed by kings
And I've seen some things
That a woman ain't supposed to see
I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me

she's not fat, she's just retaining vodka